Wow shit my period just got me like surprise bitch I bet u thought you’d seen the last of me
Does anyone else miss khal Drogo or is that just me
'do it for the vine'
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
shout outs to ppl who actually take selfies in public. i don’t know why we mock them, that’s a level of confidence and not giving a fuck that i want to achieve one day
Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy
holy fuck holy shit what the penis fucking anal penetration i cant put words together rn holy shit that was the most terrifying moment of my life like i think my body physically registered it as a near death experience like i legitimately think my instincts were like holy shit im gonna die
yeah this spider jumped out at me from my desk i screamed and ran downstairs and my parents thought someone like attacked me and then they went up to my room and yelled at me because like apparently my 12 cans of coke on my desk prob attracted spiders but yeah
not going into my room for another month can i just live at one of ur houses thank u
if u think ive recovered yet ur wrong if u think im ever gnna recover ur wrong again
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…